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submitted 9 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

  1. Scan QR code

  2. Hello would you like to let cookies into your life?

  3. Time to navigate the decline cookies menu

  4. Tap menu button/item

  5. Goto 2

[–] Nahodyashka@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Forgot ads

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You forgot:

1½. Install our app. 2½. Give us your email and link to your socials. 3½. Install our app. 3⅔. Install our app. 4½. Push notification? Push notifications. 5½. Install our app.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I feel that making a flowchart of this could lead to new labyrinth designs!