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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 100 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I love how you can easily assume he's French

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's the accent

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

hon hon hon

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 20 points 9 months ago

Those smug cooks, making a few dollars above minimum wage.