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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's the maximum percentage of a woman you would make love to? Like what's your threshold?

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

do you have amputees chained up in your basement or something

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Would you fuck an entire amputee?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

They deserve love and would never lay a hand on you or walk out on you.

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'd give it a college try but if we're talking basically a chicken nugget of a human I don't think I'd have the heart to do it

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] BaddDadd@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Not amputees yet, that's what he's asking about.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

give me a list of whats included in the 100% and is it possible to go beyond 100?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everything is in the 100% (and I mean everything).

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

what about stuff like the air someone blows, does that count on the 100%?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Oh damn. I uploaded it on the desktop browser.

Well it's a gif of a guy thrusting into the air