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I never meant to make it past 29, what the hell am I still doing here?
Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that's it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.
Then I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.
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🎶You've been hit by a geriatric criminal🎶
Just like op said "Just one more year"