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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Whatever the case here, we can safely conclude that all of the aforementioned are, in fact, salads

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I... I read it all. It's beautiful.

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have, actually, read it 2 or 3 times by now. It has truly changed my life. For example, my GP now does not lecture me on my diet choices, because I can, honestly, tell them that I, mostly, eat different salads. I can feel my cholesterol dropping.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

You put six commas in a single sentence. That's a lot of commas.