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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Will be yours for an average of 1.2 days in a major city before it gets stolen

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless everyone has a bike.

Think about it. No need to steal if it's easy as fuck to obtain.

[–] LongStrong@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bikes aren't stolen to ride. They're stolen to sell for drugs.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Sold to who?