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[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That never happened

And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad

And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it

See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.