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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

back in my day if you werent rich and had a horse, we WALKED everywhere. UPHILL. BOTH WAYS. IN THE SNOW

WITH NO SHOES

[–] xan1242@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Did you fight a lion on the way to school on one foot while the other foot was starting a business?

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

One lion? I longed for the days when there was only one lion.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

And don't forget all the quicksand pits!