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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Where does a 300 pound gorilla sit?

Anywhere it wants.

How the fuck are you going to stop a ton of salty, antler wielding brutality from licking whatever it wants? If you're going slow enough for it to lick your car, you are officially a salt lick, and you don't piss off something big enough to literally shit on your head.