this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
412 points (97.7% liked)

Memes

45589 readers
1510 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml
sexy_peach@feddit.de
cyclohexane@lemmy.ml
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml
412
I fell for that too (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by tzutoo@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
26 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For the ultimate bullshit factor you need gold plated digital cables.

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No shielded gold plated optical cables?

[–] max_adam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

fro quantum™ protection.

[–] Deestan@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Can I put gold foil on my bluetooth headphones to improve the audio quality?

[–] Serdan@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bruce@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just checked the cable prices as the article is from 2015.

So, the top of the line RJ45 12m cable is ... 13k€

ALERT!

tin foil hats only block 93% of harmful mindcontrolling alien beams. In regard, our new gold foil hats block 100% of these shenanigans. It happens that I own the last 5 sheets of Pure Gold Surface (tm) from our first batch. Please make an offer and possess one of these rare items that will protect you from dem damn xenomorphs on https://boulderbugle.com/gold-foil-hats-bcgfmtq8