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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Vash63@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Agreed, was meh until then but the punchline was worth it.

[โ€“] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

idk, "even though my father raped someone at the same college" definitely made contact