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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.