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submitted 8 months ago by pettend@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm not sure why but i just flat out work better at night when everyone is asleep, pretty mutch all of the "last modified" time on my project files is from 10 pm to 3 am

[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

no distractions...
one metaphor i heard is, holding a program in your head is like building a house of cards, every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

Holy moley.

I guess this is why programmers generally don't do construction.

[–] xor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

house of cards

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My sweet spot is 1am to 4am no joke.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

I've been working remotely from Barcelona for three months... My hours are 3pm to 11pm local time, it's fucking bliss.

[–] BiggestBulb@kbin.run 1 points 8 months ago

Same here

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Some people are more diurnal, some are more nocturnal.

My productivity peak is between 8PM and 11PM, but with kids this is impossible.