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Anon knows a guy down by the docks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 38 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Don't plug in a Webcam or you'll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to blackmail you

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Howee, get ready for pain!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They'd be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I get those blackmail emails and I don't use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.