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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

We went from first powered flight to landing on the moon in just 66 years. Bananas!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Speaking of Bananas, the artificial Banana flavoring that tastes nothing like the bananas you get in the store actually tastes like Gros Michel bananas, which are functionally extinct. You can order a bunch from some special greenhouses, but they're something like $20 a pound.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah but then what? All we did was make the mhz smaller and more efficient and all we got were Teslas the self-driving suicide machines.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're right, there have been no technological or scientific advances since the moon landing other than Tesla cars.

[–] joostjakob@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh come on, projections from the sixties had us having huge space colonies by now. Growth in the exploration sector has been anything but exponential.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I find it humorous that you're sitting around being irritated that we don't live in the future imaginings of the boomer generation from 60 years ago.

[–] joostjakob@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't judge me for wanting a nuclear flying car!

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm judging you for not dreaming your own future and instead relying on dreams of the future that are 60 years old.

60 years old. That's how old your idea of the future is.

[–] joostjakob@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Heh, I get it. I don't really want flying cars. I want walkable cities and cycling highways. But I do feel a bit nostalgic for a future we didn't have where at the very least we would have some serious exploration of Europa by now (and some other likely candidates for alien life).