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I never thought I would identify so much with the freaking Taliban.
Imagine being a freaking sniper and suddenly being forced to enter numbers into spreadsheets every day.
Hilarious
Now you’re aiming for numbers
I feel like there's gotta be a little overlap there due to how complex it is to shoot a rifle any range over 500 meters.
Etid, grammar
At the very least a sniper should be good at sitting very still for hours at a time.
On the other hand they would not be verry well prepared for an open office environment.
~~Would a LibreOffice environment suffice?~~
Haha lol.
Concerning.
Imagine finding out the dude you were shitposting with about femboys on twitter was a mujahideen.
At the end of the day, we're all just humans trying to deal with the soul-crushing oppression of capitalism. Hating a boring job is universal.