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[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I read this headline yesterday and it made me think of a time when California Psychics had commercials all over the place. A few hours later, I saw a California Psychics commercial on prime time NBC. The world is getting dumberer by the minute.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I haven't thought of those commercials in ages. What a throwback!

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well every late night memory of Miss Cleo has now fired.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

AHHHHHH THAT WAS IT!!!

I was going to make the joke too but I couldn't remember her name!

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

As an outsider

World ~~USA~~

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

Have you tried drinking water without lead in it, because it just doesn't taste the same.

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 9 points 10 months ago

I think you mean cinnamonious.