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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is the absolute ONLY case where it's acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith πŸ˜€

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef's hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, "at's-a good pizza pie!"

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good point, but I'm actually not that. I'm starting to suspect that very few people actually are!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

Agreed. This guy pies.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pieing all over you mfs. πŸ˜ŽπŸ•

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of this Melissa Cherry classic from The Onion Movie πŸ˜‚

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie.

Never had deep dish, I take it?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

That's not really pizza OR pie..

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's actually a pie though. It has a surrounding crust casing as well as a filling, which qualifies it as a pie according to Wikipedia.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wikipedia is sometimes wrong, though. This is the relevant definition:

A baked food composed of a pastry shell **filled with **fruit, meat, cheese, or other ingredients, and usually covered with a pastry crust

Meaning that a flat pizza wouldn't count (those are toppings, not fillings) but a calzone technically would.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Read further. The page also says the crust can be on the bottom and the filling on top/inside, as well as crust on top, filling underneath, or both (calzone). So a deep dish pizza is a pie, technically.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The page also says the crust can be on the bottom and the filling on top

This is "literally can mean figuratively" level lunacy. If it doesn't have FILLINGS rather than TOPPINGS, it's simply not a pie.

Next you're gonna tell me that a hotdog is a sandwich (please fucking don't!)

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I don't really know what you're referring to at this point.

I'm saying:

  • A regular flat pizza is not a pie. It does not have a casing, and the "filling" is a topping, as you say.
  • A (Chicago-style) deep-dish pizza is a pie (more-so than a pizza in my opinion but whatever) because it has a bottom crust with filling on top (a pie according to Wikipedia). That's not lunacy. It's right there on Wikipedia, with even a link to Chicago-style deep-dish pizza.
  • A calzone is a pie because it has crust both on top and on the bottom (surrounding the filling), as well as filling inside.

This is not "lunacy". It's just reading a definition and interpreting things to fit the definition. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ If you think that's lunacy I'd hate to tell you about Pluto. A pie with crust on the bottom is very common. Meat pies, and pastry pies, among many others. Crust on bottom is common, crust on top is common. Crust all around is common... Not lunacy.

I'm going to refrain from talking about hotdogs, because I've yet to look up the definition of a sandwich, but I'd rather not at this point lol.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Researching Chicago style deep dish pizzas, it would seem that I wasn't aware of just HOW deep they are. Yep, that's a pie. I think we're in full agreement, actually!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha yeah they look ridiculously deep. I can't imagine how they wouldn't be kind of soggy with all that filling but I guess it works. Seems to be popular, eh. Would love to try a slice.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I imagine a single or at most two slices would be a meal for an average adult, so maybe I'd actually get full from eating only one completele dish pizza πŸ˜‚

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I take it you aren't an average adult then πŸ˜…

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, I was on Zyprexa once. It completely removed my ability to feel full while I was on it, which in turn made my stomach capacity expand a lot from overeating.

So yeah, takes an abnormal amount of food for me to feel full πŸ˜”

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh gosh, that's very unfortunate. Sorry that happened to you, friend, as well whatever the cause was for you to have to take that specific medication. Sounds tough.

Hope you are better and can manage your diet at this point!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks! It's been very tough to manage since then, but with the help of my GP, I'm dealing with it and things are definitely improving πŸ™‚

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If it's not covered and doesn't have FILLINGS rather than TOPPINGS, it's simply not a pie.

Where does that put key lime pie and lemon meringue pie? Or pumpkin pie and pecan pie? Are they not pies because they're not covered?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pies don't have to be covered, no. They can have their casing on the bottom.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I understand that. That's why I was asking the person that made the claim to clarify.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago

Ok, I may have gotten a bit* carried away with the "covered" requirement, but toppings are still not fillings and it's not a pie if it doesn't have filling(s).

*extremely, ridiculously

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's kinda like a delicious pizza cake.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago

That I'll accept lol

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not OP, but I never have, and not sure if I can get any in my area, but I would like to try it some day.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get to Chicago, and don’t shy away from spinach. That shit’s delicious. I’m a fan of Giordano’s, but there’s a lot of valid argument about who does it best.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wrong side of the ocean. I'm not gonna take an eight hour flight to try out a pizza that's more of a casserole.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah, definitely not worth it. πŸ˜‚