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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 80 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It's weird to me that they wouldn't just arrange the cards to create the narrative they want to sell. Psychics know it's a con, otherwise they wouldn't try so hard to spin the results.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I don't know. Some believe the con so much that they end believing it more than their customers (source: my mother who does it for free for her friends)

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Same, my mother absolutely believes it, so much so that she refuses to do it for family and friends because she doesn't want to see anything bad with anyone she knows.

Same with reiki, she tried it on me once and asked if I felt anything, which I obviously didn't so I said as much and her reply was "oh, well that's probably because you don't believe in it."

I love you mom, but that's called a placebo.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Is your mom my mom? Are we siblings? That's EXACTLY what my mother is like

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's weird how tarot cards can never actually predict anything useful isn't it? You know like it would be really convincing if they could tell me what next week's lottery numbers are.

One of my sister's friends is into this stuff and yet she still managed to get a speeding ticket, you'd have thought she'd seen that one coming.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 8 months ago

Thats a fundamental misunderstanding what is claimed to be offered. I dont even believe in this, but you have to understand how dumb that sounds right? Tarot doesnt claim to give you a minute by minute breakdown of every day for the next week.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 8 months ago

There's a very surprising percentage of people who believe more or less in astrology, numerology and other predictive bullshitology. Even in developed countries with a good level of education.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I mean, sure some people believe it, but to be successful at it, you have to engage in the grift. Because it doesn't actually work. You have to massage the story to get people hooked and make them think you're telling them something valuable. Reading tarot cards for fun isn't the same as building a business around your psychic abilities.

It's the difference between playing with a Ouija board and telling the police that a victim has contacted you from beyond the grave for the reward money. Belief in the former can be sincere, but you don't do the second part unless you know it's a con.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago

Iirc on fox news they control the narrative and the presentation, but they never control the guests. Usually the guests just go along with it (because why else would you go on fox news). But they already had some earlier instances where they tried to cut off interviewees because they had polar opposite opinions.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

I mean...

If you're suggesting the psychic herself should have done that...she doesn't owe them anything, and this gets WAY more people talking about her.