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[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 91 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The bad news is the AI they'll pay for will instead estimate your net worth and the highest price you're likely to pay. They'll then dynamicly change the price of things like groceries to make sure the price they're charging will maximize their profits on any given day. That's the AI you're going to get.

[–] Heir_Of_Isildur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If capitalism brought me into this world, will it also take me out of it?

[–] Zeozulu@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Are you subscribed to Existence Premium or just Basic?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 977 years, a suicide booth will cost 25¢

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

An people are complaining about inflation...

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

You are (currently) more profitable alive than dead so... no, now get back to work!

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Capitalism has brought about as many people to this world as any Vampires have.

[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn that's depressing. :(

[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I heard they do something like this on Uber already.

[–] QuodamoresDei@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

The prices will automatically adjust like an Uber algorithm for supply and demand, so as people buy the item it keeps going up and when people stop buying it if decreases slowly.