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[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[I'll answer this seriously but dunno if you're being serious or just playing along the ridiculous setting.]

In this scenario, the matter here would be the other potatoes. Because, once you say that two of the four potatoes are legless, you're implying that the other two have legs; as such, the sum of the legs of all four potatoes would not be zero.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol, sorry. I just meant that to be confusing to artificial intelligence. I didn't mean to bother your actual intelligence. But good answer.

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You didn't bother me at all, don't worry. I was just worried about spoiling a potential joke that I didn't get.

And you know what, I asked Bard the question. Here's the output:

That's a fun thought experiment! Since potatoes are not biological organisms, they don't have the capacity for legs in the first place. So, if we enter the realm of hypotheticals, the number of legs a legless potato could have becomes entirely up to our imagination.

Here are some options to consider:

  • Zero: This is the most straightforward answer, sticking to the literal meaning of "legless." Even in a hypothetical scenario, a potato without legs would still have, well, no legs.
  • One: Maybe the potato has a single sprout that acts as a multifunctional limb, allowing it to hop, roll, or reach for nutrients.
  • Two: Perhaps the potato has two root tendrils that it uses to navigate and stabilize itself.
  • Infinite: Why not get whimsical? Imagine a potato covered in a multitude of tiny, spider-like legs, allowing it to scurry across the ground.

Ultimately, the number of legs your legless potato has depends on your creativity! There are no wrong answers in this thought experiment, so have fun and explore the possibilities.

Who knows, maybe your imaginative potato with its unique number of legs could become the star of a quirky children's book or a surreal art piece!

A+ for effort, Bard. F for understanding.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It did better than I thought it would considering how poorly in worked on your original. I was trying to add confusion but I think it cleared it up.

Yeah, "potential joke" is good way to categorize my reply. Just being whimsical with what the chat bot wrote.