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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Littleborat@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you like Christmas and typical Christmas things you are an NPC without a soul.

[โ€“] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Only if you make it your entire personality.