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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry what was that I didn't hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the toxoplasmosis speaking

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I tested negative for toxoplasmosis :) I just love my abusive feline because I'm dumb. And feet beans are cute