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Are we considering the notion that Santa doesn't just know if human children have behaved themselves, but also all ages of various animals too?
Does he know if my goldfish is a dick? Has he ever given anything except coal to a cat? Does he know whether all dogs are good dogs?
I imagine he's like Ghost Rider and can tell with a glance if someone is guilty or not by seeing their soul. If the entity has a soul, then he knows. Goldfish? Probably not. Sapient reindeer? Definitely.
Mr. Bubbles didn't have a soul? 😭
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