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One pair of underwear???? Bro get some help
The shoes I get and I'll wear jeans excessively long without a wash but damn dude change the underwear.
I think perhaps he meant that, as part of the collection, there is a pair of each that you just can't part with. I have a pair of shoes that probably could go (in fact, I have a much cleaner, less used pair of the same shoe), but it's good to have them for rainy days, going to a concert, etc.
The underwear, as I've grown, if it's got holes and stringies, it's going. Maybe when I was younger.
His screen name lol.
But seriously yeah. The guy needs help. Maybe a wife.
Having a few more changes of underwear is a good start to getting a wife
Who would you sentence to marrying someone who chooses to only have one pair of underwear
You know, I can't think of anybody that might deserve it. Makes me think of that duck's in heaven joke.
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"