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[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

3 billion devices can't be wrong!

[–] hansl@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Real talk; if Java didn’t have their head up their own arses, it would have been the real solution. But Oracle does what Oracle does.

Do not anthropomorphize Larry Ellison.