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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't remember that, but I remember hitting a gate while on my bike and hurting my manhood

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had a bike fall in my nuts Shit suuucked like bruises and everything

Plus there was a uncomfortable amount of attention on my nuts from my mom and also the doctor we went to

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I was actually lucky my mom was there cause I don't think I could have gotten back to the house without her. Don't remember what happened after that though.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

One time, I rode off a driveway down a wooded hill, because I wasn't used to hand brakes on my cousin's bike.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I climbed a recently pruned tree in swim trunks. Then fell and snagged on the way down and inverted.