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submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sheesh! I don't want this to sound harsh, but as a kid you sound like you were ...contraceptive. What took your parents so long?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My mother claims she was praying for patience when she got pregnant with me, and the fact that I'm still alive proves that she learned patience.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

That's awesome, you're like ...a miracle or something!