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Humans weren't meant to do this. (startrek.website)
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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My body was made to resemble 5 wet noodles arranged like a figurine.

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Maybe 5 barely-cooked noodles?