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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.

Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What?

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're obviously not enough of an ass man, then.

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

Trust me, I've repeatedly tried impregnate an ass. Maybe I should try a jackass?

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Headline says where she got shot in, but where shot got out?

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know this is a very challenging thing to do, butt (hehe) reading the article would grant you the following information:

fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

No award for her :(

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

she's 57, I don't think she's having more kids.