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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That and NMRI is a pain to say

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

NMRI always sounds like a tax form your going to have to deal with.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nmri sounds like a new antidepressant

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Do not take if you are pregnant, planning to become pregnant, or you are allergic to NMRI's"

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Fun fact: if you itemize your medical expenses, it's that too.