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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 34 points 11 months ago

In that situation, the best thing to do is agree with them and then start telling them about how voting is a way for the goverment to track you and/or .. plant .. fucking alien brocolli seeds in your brain or something, so never ever vote