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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm so tired of these news. The MRI has the right to self-defense!

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with an MRI machine.

as that commonly-repeated defense goes