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French law upholds cows' right to moo in countryside (www.nst.com.my)

submitted 11 months ago by DerpyPoint@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).

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[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You should sue the countruside for being too quiet.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 1 points 11 months ago

I'm an adult now, I solve problems in the adult way. I just leave the car running overnight and shut the family cat in there, it always bumps into the horn rummaging around in there. Cars and horns. Just like home in the big city.