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[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

I don't want others to suffer a trauma like the ones I carry. Guess I'll go get Taco Bell instead of {insert dark thoughts}

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Going through cancer treatment the last couple of years, doctors often asked me if I was feeling suicidal, I never was, but this would have been a correct answer most days.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago