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[–] variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it's ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that's when I became a dedicated kid closer

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago (3 children)

dedicated kid closer

"Listen, I just know you're going to love this play set; and what a deal you're getting on it, too!"

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

"By the way, I'm not too sure if this deal will last until after your afternoon nappies, so you should probably think about when you're gonna pick this up! I mean, what a waste it would be, right? Remember Mr. Sprinklemuffins?"

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Juice boxes are for closers.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My braces single elastic band one time landed perfectly in the toilet bowl. At work, lol.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What did you do next?

No pressure, but your answer may dictate whether I sleep ~~tonight~~ ever again.