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Depends. Do you have something in mind that involves your penis: Not yet, keep it in your pants.
If you hadn't anything about your penis in mind: Do not tell her anything about your penis right now.
This is why I always carry around two bananas.
The rule of penis:
If you have something in mind that involves a penis: not yet, keep it to yourself.
If you didn't have a penis in mind: don't mention penises to her right now.
Altogether then: only proceed to penises with consent and when you know preferred dildo brands.
p.s.
remember to wash your new dildo before and after use!