Ohio

Got my gun out* to shoot at the sky so we can keep the rent low because that's all we have going for us at this point, low rent and access to fresh water.

Everyone's grampa is high as shit anymore, anyway, so I'm not stressing whether we get proper weed shops or not. The leafy green horse is WAY out of the barn in Ohio. Life, uh, finds a way to get high.

But I don't wanna get gentrified. It's been decades of the entire internet shitting on us for living here like it's some sort of crime and proves that we're all less than human. We all deserve better than to get a peek at the new Lululemon store before we get evicted from our neighborhoods. It all comes down to whether or not the abortion situation pans out, the weed is almost irrelevant.

• I do not actually possess a firearm