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[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Police in the Indianapolis suburb of Carmel pulled Irsay over after observing a man in a Toyota Highlander driving slowly, stopping in the roadway and failing to use a turn signal.

Lol. Yeah police across the world are constantly pulling over Toyota Highlanders driving like a confused elderly lady merging on to an interstate, everyone knows that's the profile for a whiny jackass billionaire.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

“I don’t care what it sounds like,” Irsay said. “It’s the truth ... I could give a damn what people think how anything sounds or sounds like. The truth is the truth, and I know the truth.”

This is the real problem with the billionaires. It doesn’t matter what they do or what anyone other than maybe other billionaires think.