I'm honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.

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[–] donuts@kbin.social 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine

Pull troops out of Ukraine.
Jump out of highest window in Moscow.

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

In that order.

[–] Treczoks@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 Isn't realistic

He'd never jump, it'd be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.