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[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 69 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

[–] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

We've come full circle.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn't pay them well but somehow you're the bad guy here)?