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Living the dream (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They want exactly the one on the website except with every measurement multiplied by 0.893, corner angles that would make Escher blush, and also they want it to stand 4 feet tall with no legs.

Get to work.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can we get it with five legs, with three on one side and three on the other?

[–] genuineparts@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Requirements have changed: we need all legs on one side.

[–] Pok@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

It'll also need AI.