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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

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[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net -2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There is already an alternative, the john. Prime linkedin brain, innovation at it's finest.

[–] dmonzel@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The joke is "Jim" sounds like "gym", so he can say he goes to the "gym" first thing in the morning.

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

Ah, went over my head. Lol, that is actually pretty good.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's John a homonym for though?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

A prostitute's clients.