this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted. Your pegmode is now one-sixteenth Dominican.

All your sub-pegmodes now have odonto‐tricho‐ungual‐digital‐palmar syndrome.