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I do see how insane that sounds. Stuff usually sounds pretty insane when you jump to conclusions and make shit up. For example:

Clearly you don't like it when old people get their keys taken away. After all, when you retest driving aptitude more frequently and catch more unsafe drivers, it's exactly like when we were testing for COVID too frequently and finding more cases, just like President Trump said. Really all you're doing is viciously and violently trampling on the elderly individual's God-given right to drive their car—possibly through a farmer's market—for the lame-ass reason of "protecting public safety" or some liberal bullshit like that. Just like how the deaths of the immune-compromised and elderly were a necessary sacrifice, collateral damage to ensure I had the FREEDOM to go see Transformers 14 in theaters in 2020. Fucking with the rights of the individual to protect public safety? What's next? Telling people they can't go up in Target without a vaccine card or at least a mask on their face—a muzzle, really—or even worse, telling me I'm not allowed to take a dump on the sidewalk? Those fucking Commies. Thanks for agreeing with me on this, we're anti-vax bros for life!

Do you see how insane that sounds?

This is why we don't jump to conclusions. I never said that the "olds should count for less than anyone else". Wanna know what I did? I spent the pandemic yelling at people to be safe and unselfish so that my immune-compromised spouse doesn't die, and listening to them scream at me that her death is a price they're willing to pay. I lost my job over it. At no point did I put words in their mouths or deliberately misinterpret their words in order to try to "gotcha" them on a forum, those monkeyshines were beneath me.

Consider the following:

I don't have a solution, but saying as soon as you retire (turn 65) you should be locked in a house and out of cars because now you're dangerous is wrong too.

I agree, which is why I didn't say it, or imply it, or even leave that open to interpretation. I write carefully. If you got at least Bs and Cs in the Language Arts classes where they taught context and context clues, you are well-equipped to read what I write, reading it as it's written, and taking it at face value. To put it more directly: the right interpretation for what I say is the one I'm writing for you.

Now that we have that straightened out, here's the spoon-feeding version of my point, just like how you feed the people you apparently believe are cool to drive 15-foot Buicks at highway speeds (hope you don't mind my jumping to conclusions again, you did it like 20 times).

When people can't drive safely, we don't let 'em. Because it's not safe. When people age, their eyesight goes. They can't react as fast. They can't brake hard enough, or in time. They can't check their blind spot because they can't turn their head. Not all of them, but many. Which is why I propose we at least just take that test we use, with the eye chart down at the DMV, and make it so that you have to do that more often when you get older. Once you hit your 60s or 70s, every year. People who are still capable of driving safely would be allowed to. People who can no longer safely drive wouldn't be allowed to. Is that such a bad thing? Is it prejudicial to deprive those who cannot drive safely of the privilege of unsafe driving? In the interest of public safety, you have to infringe on individuals' liberty at times, because your rights end where another person's rights begin. That's why we have compulsory vaccination to attend school, that's why we don't let people with untreated epilepsy fly airliners, and it's why we make people take a test to make sure they can see with their eyeballs before we issue or renew their drivers' license. There is one alternative: knowingly allowing people to stay on the road whom we know wouldn't be if we checked to make sure it was safe. And that's it. There's no other way around it.

I meant it when I said I feel bad for them. I have empathy, I'm not a monster. I hate it, it sucks, but objectively it's better to make sure unsafe drivers are off the road than to inflict false mercy.