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Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.
Been there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.
See this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it's probably already happened before.
It's your IRL "Simpsons did it" moment