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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Developers: "Move fast and break things."

Things: break

Developers: surprised Pikachu face

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Except instead it’s: Developers: fuck ops, they stuck at their job