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submitted 10 months ago by mac@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fireflash38@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if, get this, we put the bash scripts in yaml. And then put it in kubernetes.

[–] PupBiru@kbin.social 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

well now you’re just describing ansible

[–] Vash63@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Very, very bad Ansible.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you considered embedding python in those bash scripts? I have done this, and it is glorious.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wrote my webserver in pure bash.

bash -c "python -m http.server 8080"

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you know you can zip entire Python project into single file and make it executable? Quite a neat feature. Shove all dependencies, modules and assets in there and voila. Single file python application.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

PIGZ is an incredible standard