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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 64 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

pete's a fucking genius

[–] bier@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

Exactly, this is how you pay off your mortgage

[–] enitoni@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Both?