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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just commit directly to master with auto-deploy like a real cowboy, yee-haw!

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why review at all when the users will do this for you? Merge, deploy and move on. If it's broken they'll tell you.

I'm definitely going to start doing this at work. We don't want our embedded firmware for medical devices to get stale.

[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

It's the Microsoft way.